Local families report "Triangular Pencil Declared 'Safe From Rolling' – Parents Celebrate!"
Breaking News: Pencil Buddy #12 finally sees daylight after three months in the backpack!
Breaking News: Toddler Declares War on Walls – Pencil Buddy Now Wanted for Questioning!
Trending Now: “Unbreakable Pencil Declares ‘I’m Here for the Long Haul’”
Exclusive: “Non-Toxic Pencils Confirmed to Be Safe for All the Chewable Moments”
NASA Verifies: Pencil Buddies Are Instrumental in Mission Success!
